They didn't come to serve us: "May I take your hat and umbrella, sir," or to serve us: "Roast this little biped in the oven at 350° with salt and pepper and a pinch of oregano for 40 minutes and serve in a covered chafing dish. They make a tasty and nutritious snack while invading their planet."

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They certainly didn't come to kidnap our women. Nor did they come to phone home.

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They came to buy souvenirs.